Meet Ms. Folly

My name is Folly
No….. Not Holly, not Molly but folly
Folly as in foolish,
You know, as in “you stupid idiot”
I elaborately dress in ignorance
I look so good that everyone wants to hang with me
I lime with Jack, Jill even Phil and they all love me
All they can see is my pretty dress, my mad fetes
Plus plenty laughs

I cause boys to think with everything with but their minds
Girls tremble at the touch of my licentious finger
Instead they go to school they go to fool….. Around
They skate so much that they cyah even spell
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Name: Susie date: Today Sex: Plenty
I have children so dumb they think sign language originate in sine village
When yuh tell them dey teeth have plaque
They looking to hanging it up on the wall
I have youth in such ignorance
They think they could never get AIDS
As a matter of fact they can’t even spell AIDS

Babies havin babies … that was my invention
Since them chirren cyah spell
I have them thinking maxi taxi is spelled BMW
That’s why plenty of today’s babies are conceived in some maxi taxi
Dong by the beach
Dance with me that’s what you get
After all babies is ah blessing …. Right?

I’ve accomplished many great things in my career
I’ve caused suicides, mass murders; Hitler was my disciple (as dumb as a door)
I even earned university recognition for my theory of evolution
I baptized many famous names in stupidity
When you hang with me, folly, I turn you into a fool
Yes I can look back at my accomplishments with pride
The greatest of my accomplishments however.. I must say is….
No...... not yuh mother
It is convincing people that there is no God
This piece of work is so famous that even the bible mentions it
Only a fool says in his heart there is no God

Anyway take it from me…. Folly a.k.a Foolishness
You have a good time with me cause ignorance is bliss
When yuh tie up yuhself in God and church and all that commotion
Then you go meet my arch rival……. Wisdom
Who wants to be smart anyway?